the many adventures of jaden arnold

Last night on our way back from the temple, we were talking about some stuff jaden did this week. Chad suggested that we could write a book with all the things that kid has done. So I will start doing it on the blog and title it the many adventures of jaden arnold. For those of you who didn't here of why he got a birdb for his birthday here is the story.
One day jaden came into the house and said mommy look. I look in jadens hand and he had a bird in it belly up. I imedietly assumed it was dead and went into a panic. I told him to throw it out the door frantically and told him it was dead. Jaden insisted that it wasn't dead. I told him it was because birds are impossible to catch. He finally threw it out the door and guess what it wasn't dead! How the heck does a little boy catch a bird outside? Well, the cat had caught the bird and jaden caught the cat with the bird and took it away. Jaden still to this day will tell you he saved the blue bird. He was so upset that I made him put it back outside. He started crying and told me it was his friend and he needed to keep it so cali didn't get it. I told him it would be ok and it needed to go home to its mommy and daddy. The next day we had a dead bird in our yard and I had to get rid of it before jaden saw.
This week Jessica came over and had some taco bell mild sauce that she left on the table. Jaden opened a packet later that night. All the sudden jaden is whining and says mom my nose is burning. I asked him why his nose was burning and he pointed to the mild sauce. I told him go tell his dad. Why would you put something up your nose? Maybe Jessica knows the answer. He has done many other things such as put good and plenty candies up his nose. I had to get those with the tweezers, wrote on the back of my seat in the car with permanent marker, painted his face with the paint roller. We could go on forever but this will be the start of many laughs for everyone else and not just us.